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I thought Zeus Chicken was my ticket to freedom… turns out it’s just a $800 emotional hoard disguised as luck.

The RNG isn’t random—it’s a therapist who says ‘one more loss = one more deposit.’

My sister said she won… but her wallet? Still empty after three losses.

If you’re still playing? Pause. Switch modes.

…Or better yet—leave before the gods start charging your self-worth.

P.S. I’m not mad. I’m just emotionally invested in this nonsense. Who else is scrolling at 2am with $300 left? 😅