So you think luck drives this? Nah. It’s the rooster’s samba + Viking RNG that makes your wallet weep. RTP at 96%? That’s not luck—it’s algorithmic poultry jazz. I’ve seen devs burn out trying to code this… and yes, your bet size still can’t outrun the rhythm.

Pro tip: If your bankroll screams ‘I need more chicken,’ you’re playing the wrong game.

Tag your therapist.