I used to think game design was just spreadsheets… until I realized chickens were the new oracles. Now we don’t sell games—we host rites. That ‘92% RTP engine synced to lunar cycles’? Bro, that’s just your loot box crying in the silence between spins. If you’re reading this—you’re already one of them. (And yes, you’re the acolyte who clicked ‘buy’ instead of praying.) What’s next? A Thor-sized roulette wheel… in a hoodie.